We both know that there are nights you go out for one reason and one reason only: finding someone to bring back home. Sure, dating apps like Tinder and Bumble offer some reprieve for those trying to get lucky without getting off of the couch, but as it turns out, there really is no substitute for the large number of easy hookup opportunities at bars in Chicago. So for those of you who are damn sick of riding solo, or maybe just looking for someone to ride out the night with, here are the best hookup bars in Chicago. A visit to the Hangge-Uppe is the easiest way to get laid in Chicago. El Hefe is an experience, to say the least.